Happy Valentine's Day.

It really is a fun name for a holiday. You have to warm up your lips before you say it's name. Precursor of sorts. We don't use V's nearly enough in today's naming of children and personal property. Of course by personal property I mean your cars, blenders, chairs, sex acts, drug usage and whatever catches your fancy that you have to personalize. I love this trait in people. I currently drive a truck named "Flash" and live an apartment called "Disneyland". If we can name it, we own it. If we can name it, it won't hurt us. If we name it, we are empowered. Maybe this is the secret to a successful Valentines, Secret Pet Names. Name it, Own it, Use it, it can only empower you.

Happy Holiday in this the year of our Lord and Saviour of Silly, TonySpats. 40 more reasons to love and 40's all around. (mine's Bud, please)

Look at this smug bastard;